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My day in the cells

An activist in UK Uncut's account of his arrest and jailing after the 26 March demonstration

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The most original and interesting new political organisation to have developed out of the UK's fledgling networked-empowered protest movement (that we have now begun to debate) is UK Uncut. Alan Finlayson wrote a widely read assessment of its philosophical significance in December and its flash mobs are covered in a section of Fight Back!. As the TUC demonstrated in massive numbers in Hyde Park UKUncut staged the peaceful occupation of the up-market food emporium in Piccadilly described below by Adam Ramsay, cross pasted with thanks from Bright Green. It is very striking that while many of the easy to identify 'Black Bloc' described by Ryan Gallagher in his gripping account below were left to do their worse, non-violent UKUncut activists were systematically arrested and have had their phones appropriated for data-mining and data intimidation (we know who you are and we know who your friends are).

Yesterday, I was arrested outside Fortnum & Mason after the UK  Uncut protest on suspicion of Aggravated Trespass and Criminal Damage.  Below is a summary of my experiences of the arrest and of being held.  But before I write it, I want to be clear – I am not asking for sympathy  and I am not the victim here. A day and night in a police cell is  nothing to the impact of these cuts.

When we were inside Fortnum & Mason, the police made it clear to  us: if we left, we would not be arrested. At 6pm or so, we left,  together. The police kettled us outside the shop. I was towards the  back, and so could not see exactly what was going on, though I could see  in front of me people who had left about an hour earlier, having been  let out by the police.

It then became clear that they were, one after another, leading  people away to be arrested. So, we shared notes on what this was likely  to involve, and sang songs to keep people cheery.

Eventually, it was my turn. I was placed in handcuffs, asked on  camera for some basic details, then led down a side street by my  arresting officers – one of whom later turned out to be a part time  officer, full time German language student. I was told why I had been  arrested (suspicion of trespass and criminal damage) and was asked a few  basic questions & told we were in for a long night as they  struggled to find enough places in stations to fit us all. Others who’d  been arrested were in front and behind, and so we shared friendly banter  in the street while we waited to be led away.

After about 30 minutes or so I was placed in between my two officers  in the back of a people carrier, with another arrestee in between their  officers in the row in front. I imposed friendly banter on the police as  they drove us around London for the next two hours, and, to be fair,  most of them responded in kind. I even had a good chat with one of the  officers, who reckoned that most in the police force basically agreed  with our points, though he didn’t quite accept my arguments about the  multiplier effect. Otherwise, he played “Tap Zoo” on his phone, and  listed various PCSOs who he and his colleagues thought were bad at their  jobs.

Once at Ilford police station, they led us into a room called “the  cage” where we met a handful of others who had also been arrested  outside Fortnum & Mason’s. I waited there for an hour or two as the  others were led off ahead of me to be processed. Again, I maintained  friendly banter with the officers, who were by this point, pretty  exhausted. Once the others were gone, though, an older policeman told me  that being arrested “isn’t fun” (I do realise). “You ever planning on  going to America?” “Want to get a job?” (er, I’ve got one I like,  thanks) “well, if you want to go down this path…” He clearly didn’t  appreciate the chat.

Then, my turn. The Sergeant at the station asked various questions –  my home address, my date of birth, where I was born, whether I had a  history of mental health problems, etc, etc, etc. They also told me I  had a right to a phone call (though they never offered it to me). They  took photos, and all of my stuff, and sent me to a cell to change out of  my clothes and into a set of plastic overalls. They then led me to have  my fingerprints and palmprints taken, and returned me to my cell with a  tray of lasagna.

Throughout the night, we heard the various noises you’d expect in  police cells on a Saturday – a guy shouting for hours from down the  corridor: “If you fucking hate me so much, why don’t you just fucking  kill me”; “why don’t you just put a bullet between my eyes” etc. He was  later taken to have a shower and wash “the skidmarks” from his boxers.

Hours later, once the sunlight pushed through the bottle-glass – 2  inch panes held in concrete – someone eventually pulled up the small  flap on my door and asked if I wanted breakfast: “yes please”.

I spent most of the morning drifting between sleep and boredom and  hunger and the gentle headache of a caffeine addict. My breakfast and  coffee never arrived. The duty  sergeant had allowed me to take, for  entertainment, a 1×2 inch copy of  ‘my rights in the EU’ that I keep in  my wallet. I read this. Twice. I pranced around my cell. I even did sit  ups and press ups for the first time in a decade.

Then, eventually, an inspector arrived to interview me. I asked him  the time: 2:30. “Can I have some food please,” “What, you’ve not had  anything all day?”. He told me that he had been traveling all round  London, and had to secure a decision about what would happen to us but  hoped to get me out of there as fast as he could – apart from anything  else, so he could finish his shift. My food arrived about half an hour  later, along with a coffee. The cup was amusingly emblazoned with  “Kenco” – never miss a chance to advertise.

Around 4.30pm, the inspector came and took me out of my cell to be  charged. In the middle, the solicitors I had requested rang, and  reminded me not to give any comment. I was charged with aggravated  trespass, criminal damage charges had been dropped. Our date in court is  in early May, and until then, I’ve been banned from the City of  Westminster.

A few of the bits of stuff I had arrived with were returned to me –  my wallet and some food. But, as they had indicated the previous night,  not my phone, not my clothes or shoes. These are likely to be kept for  months, I’m told. I was given a pair of plimsolls, and released into the  public reception of the police station, where someone else arrested  outside Fortnum & Mason’s waited. We took it in turns to ring legal  monitors and our families, and to buy food for each other as the other 4  who had been taken to our station dripped out in their plastic jump  suits. Once the six of us were out, we set off together, to start our journeys home, sharing stories and complaining about our lost phones and  our lost clothes and our lost day.

I got back to the house of the friends I’m staying with a couple of  hours ago, warmed by supportive messages from Twitterers and friends. It  seems that everyone arrested alongside me has been released, and been  given the same charge – I do hope everyone is OK.

Cross-posted from Bright Green

Adam Ramsay

Adam Ramsay

Adam Ramsay is openDemocracy's special correspondent.

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