by Tan Copsey
Ignore Jess. Here is the real deal.
Why you ask? Well I have the services of the world’s only Iranian comedian Omid Djalili.
I have Mormons, who are always funny. Mmmm caffeinated drinks – enough to make you pee your magic pants.
I have Kanishk Tharoor and a little Russian nastiness, I remember when Pravda was a proper source of Party information (actually no I don’t). On the Pravda vibe, I also have Octopig.
I have a little off-duty street magic in Iraq (from Arrested Development).
And finally, I have a desperate last ditch attempt to trump Jess using a Weapon of Mass Comedic Destruction - Bill Hicks.